As a woman, I can call myself a bitch (occasionally), a lover, a (former) child, a mother, a sinner and a saint. And you know what?
I really do not feel ashamed.
I know, you probably think I'm home of those bra burning feminist types, but no--I consider myself more of a humanist.
As the mother of two amazing and polar opposite but equally awesome, intelligent boys and one crazy-smart, strong and creative little girl (all three beautiful and healthy, I'm grateful to report), I can't ever be anti-male.I'm all about equality among races, sexes and various other identifying factors.
I figure if what you're doing doesn't harm or unnecessarily (or unknowingly) increase or cause the risk of injury, then hey--do your thang, kid.When people are different from us in some way, we are inclined to note the differences and especially when we aren't intimately familiar with them (and in some cases, their race in general).
The thing is, men, that you're blowing it, this whole communication thing. I'm here to offer you a little insight into the female psyche that could really help you to strengthen the bond in your marriage.
Now go get your big boy shorts on and get ready to catch a whiff of the truth.
Please note: we are not always as complicated/impossible or otherwise unreasonably bitchy as you might think. Lucky for you, I'm taking pity on you and offering you the inside dirt on how women think and what women really want from you.
How to Get Your Point Across Without Pissing Off Your Wife
I'm going to make this easy for you, men. I know how you think. You're logical. You're a problem solver.
And probably, you think this is a bunch of crap, but you're here because deep down, you really do love your wife and you really do want to do better--you want to make her happy.
So, let's start with what not to do, shall we? Some men could drastically improve their relationships with one or more of these simple tips. (And listen, you will be shocked when you find out how very simple the changes are and how exponentially these tiny life tweaks can add value and positivity to your life.)
When you misrepresent yourself in any way in order to gain ground with your girl, you're not only wasting your time (not to mention ours); you're also going to set us up for shock and disappointment somewhere down the line (or if we take longer to catch on, we might try to convince ourselves that you've changed). So tell us the truth, even if you think it means you'll blow it. Do us both a favor and get your truth out up front-or risk losing us when it really hurts. (And hey, if we dump you over your truth? We probably did you a favor, because Miss Right could be right around the corner).
It hurts less if you just tear it off fast: the band-aid theory
Listen, if you meet a mew woman online, there are certain things you really need to be honest about before you ever meet in person, because these things can be deal breakers.
- Your appearance. Not your edited profile pics, either, but the real, you warts and all. I promise you that when we meet you, we'll notice that photo is really your younger brother, or the selfie you took the day you graduated high school twenty years ago.
- Your relationship status-and I do mean actual status, not some gloss over about how you're in transition or how your babymamas are all fighting over you but you only want me (of course you'll need to spend a few nights a week out, like, seeing your kids and stuff, or whatever.). Just tell me upfront if you're married, in a committed relationship or if you're playing 3 other women. This way, you'll have no guilt and we are empowered to choose to tolerate it--or not. (And don't think it'll always be 'not'--women today aren't always opposed to unconventional arrangements and commitment free intimacy. But we aren't all that way, so if you want that in a woman, you can choose to wait for a woman who is into it, or you can take alternative routes while you continue to find the one who will float your boat just the way you like it.
- Your real "stuff." Listen, I am here to tell you that while every girl would love to meet a guy who never disagrees with her, most of us are well-aware that he doesn't exist in real life. That's why it's so important to just get your weirdness out there up front. So, if you're going to freak out if I eat tacos in front of you, tell me that before we go to the Mexican restaurant, aight? And if you hate kids, don't pretend you're a different person when I tell you I've got three of my own. Put it out there and let me make an educated choice on whether or not I want to waste your time (and mine) trying to develop a relationship that may or may not be a real option for me.
The same goes for your day-to-day married life, by the way--just put your "stuff" out there and be real with your wife. That way, you never have to remember that you lied or covered something up--you just tell the truth. And in case you didn't know, most intelligent women have built-in BS meters.
A little sugar helps the medicine go down.
Listen, I totally want you to be honest with me on every level. But I don't like it when I think you don't think I'm amazingly beautiful, sexy and intelligent. In fact, if I think that you in any way find me distasteful, unattractive or otherwise unsavory, I'm probably going to shut down and stop trying to please you. (Although there are women who will work harder to make you happy, they're generally secretly very unhappy/unfulfilled and that trickle-down effect could potentially blow up in your face!)
So, while a lot of people claim that they don't want you to sugar-coat it for them, most women are lying when they say that. The truth is that we do want you to sugar-coat it for us, and if you have a problem with something we're doing, you better add a little extra sugar before you start talking.
My point is that if you're planning to tell your wife or girlfriend that you need her to change something about herself, her behavior or her habits, you need to do it carefully.
For example, if you wish she'd stop waking you up at 5 a.m. to have sex (ha! as IF you'd have a problem with that one!), you might remind her that she's incredibly sexy and that you LOOOOVE being with her--but that you want to be your best for her all the time and that requires a couple more hours of shut-eye.
And don't forget to remind her that you can't resist her, and since you'd much rather have sex than sleep, you NEED HER HELP to get this thing done.