Your Daily Smile: Sticks and Quotes
Submitted by Randy Barefoot
Q. What’s brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A. A stick.
Submitted by Deep Soni
“I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it ‘Do not eat if seal is broken.’ So I opened up the box, and sure enough…” ~Brian Kiley
“Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” ~George Burns
“If I ever have twins, I’d use one for parts.” ~Steven Wright
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