Your Daily Smile: Quick and (Not So) Dirty

Your Daily Smile: Quick and (Not So) Dirty

Jackie Mason at Gulfstream Park, Hallandale, FL

Submitted by Deep Soni

“China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.” ~A. Whitney Brown

“My grandfather always said, ‘Don’t watch your money; watch your health.’ So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.” ~Jackie Mason


Q. What’s the difference between one yard and two yards?
A. A fence.

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